How can you say I love you,
And make it sound so right?
You sound so convincing,
Who taught you how to lie to me, ma’am?
To me, ma’am?

Well, every time I kiss you,
You swear it’s such a thrill.
But when the kiss is over,
You call me Bill, and my name is Sam, ma’am.
My name is Sam, ma’am.

You had me believin’
That you were really mine.
Until I went over to see you,
And I had to stand in line.

You ain’t been to college,
But you ain’t nobody’s fool.
What you do the best, ma’am,
They don’t teach in school, now do they, ma’am?
Now do they, ma’am?

You had me believin’
That you were really mine.
Until I went over to see you,
And I had to stand in line.

You ain’t been to college,
But you ain’t nobody’s fool.
What you do the best, ma’am,
They don’t teach in school, now do they, ma’am?
Now, now, now, do they, ma’am?
Do they, ma’am? Now, do they, ma’am?